girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
What is gay sex
The view right outside my tent isn’t too bad. Sometimes I can’t believe I get paid to do this.
how do i also get paid to do this
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place
What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”