(Source: brain-d-a-m-a-g-e, via vicforprez)



soulmetamorphesis:

poeticdarkbeauty:

bird0fhermes:

reislusting:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

I CANT BREATHE

Fav thing ever

this one of the best episodes they ever aired. This and threat level midnight had me on the floor.

This was the first office episode I ever watched. I’ve been hooked since

(Source: heycinco, via sharkmegaman)



ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

(via whatevsies)



askinnyblackman:

askinnyblackman:

image

(via pizza)





lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via pizza)








Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via ninjaginga14)



johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via pizza)



kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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